'Naa wot a'meen

Was working at our office in Chatham (Kent) today.

I went for a lunchtime walk down the High Street to take in the sights and smells and was delighted to spot gangs of young Mums wearing the following uniform;

1) Gold hula-hoop-sized earrings
2) Chunky gold medallions
3) Chunky gold sovvies
4) Scrunchee-topped pineapple hairstyles
5) figure-hugging sweatpants
6) Moschino shoes (approx cost = one week's job seekers allowance)

They were of course each having a last ciggie before heading into McDonalds to share a nutrious meal with their bundles of joy, each wean clambering out of the obligatory push chairs.......ahh, the delights of a provincial market town.

Incidently, my company has added greatly to the ambience by replacing one side of this charming Georgian two story street with a 10 story concrete eddifice.

p.s. Happy thanksgiving day to the US and hard lines Engerland