Stoned on catnip

Charles has an addiction, a catnip addiction. He needs his daily fix and will do anything to get it. So far I have managed to acquire three 50" Plasma screen TVs, sixteen Blu-Ray players, a veggie pack of Midget Gems and a rather large cucumber... it is amazing what a cat can carry on his back when threatened with catnip withdrawal.

Little does he know that the stash is under the kitchen sink in a little tub... oh blast, he's just been reading over my shoulder so I'm going to have to dash into the kitchen and rescue my cash cow!