Sparkling (soon)

No sooner is Halloween out of the way, than Guy Fawkes arrives.
It's a bit like Christmas and New Year, only 5/6 days apart.

Well the prepping for the 5th of November has begun.
The time of year when I become crazed Pyro-dad.

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These aren't just any sparklers.
These are extra-long, Standard, sparkly sparklers.
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Maybe I won't spend quite so much time trying to light the damn things, ending up with 'gas-lighter thumb'.

To be honest, I don't really like fireworks.
But I feel safer me dealing with it than leaving it to anyone else.