My Inner Pumpkin

Yea... that's right. You all sit there, watching your TV... surfing your net... reading your Radio Times.

Don't mind me.

I've done my bit for another year so I'll just sit here shrivelling away to nothing. When I'm gone you won't see me or my kind anywhere near a Tesco's produce department for another 11 months. And when I've shrunk away to mush here you'll stick me out in the compost bin with the tea bags and the egg shells. But that's fine. Don't worry about me.

No. Don't.

I'll be back...

Because...

I AM THE PUMPKINATOR!