She Left Last January

This is my Pink Swiss Army Card, and My Pink Torcher.

They make me happy, and they are very useful.

A friend gave them to me for my birthday and they are all that I have of that friendship now.

It was a precarious friendship, based on lies, and mistruths.

But we did laugh.

And we laughed a lot. The kind of laugh were coffee comes out your nose.

Silly things sent through the post which made everyone in the office laugh.

Bad behaviour on nights out.

But friendship can't last over lies and when the truth threatened, the friendship also became threatened.

Ask anyone. I don't do lies.