give a gnome a home

please? i have loads of the little blighters all over my garden ... along with several cabbage patch dolls (sat in the rockery at the front!), plastic squirrels, a few angels, a policeman, a nurse, a giant concrete teddy reading some books, a goose, a candlestick and a lizard.

My dad has asked for the privilege of moving them all to a home on the local tip. maybe i should head down the car boot?