Playground Patrol

"I'm telling you, Paddington, I've seen it with my own two eyes. They walk on their hind legs, climb up onto this blue and red thing (one on either side) and then bounce up and down, while screaming and laughing! I'm not making this up..."

"Yes, Baloo... Next thing you're gonna tell me is that you saw them swinging back and forth wildly on those chains with the seats, screaming as they flew through the air! Now pick up the pace and stop telling tall tales! (Sigh)... Silly puppy..."