New and Old

I have protected the new phone's identity to stop it being picked on in the pub and to hide my shame, it doesn't even have a camera, shocking I know, the other bit of very old technology lying innocuously beside is a solid washer, anyone who has had an overfilling toilet cistern will know this glorious bit of engineering is vital to a snug ballvalve and the peaceful joy that can bring. So new phone and fixed the toilet, will sleep well tonight.