(S)crap paper

A terrific idea for Christmas: never before has there been a more versatile gift.

door stopper-it's so full of crud that it would easily stop a steel door from slamming shut

shim to shove under a table leg to stop a table from wobbling

fire starter-ten or so pages at a time, balled up and shoved into the hearth

toilet paper for your camping outhouse

paper for folding airplanes


As Mr. M (the husband formerly known as Mr. F) said today: most unpopular prez in history, he's desperately attempting to rewrite history.

What a doof. (The former prez, not Mr. M)

I worked my fingers to the bone the last four days to get all the yard debris up and top off the pavers with sand. Mr. M completely reorganized the basement and the garage. The weather will even allow me to do windows so we can see out this winter. We are ready for it.