the exam

"This chapter is in two parts. The first..." (mmm, some tea would be nice)
"This chapter is in two parts. The first is conc..." (oops, fell asleep)
"This chapter is in two parts. The first is concerned with the nature of.." (oh goodie, I got mail!)
"This chapt.." (seriously, what a booooring way to start a chapter)
"This..." (hey, look what I did with egg shells!)