Hair

Some people have flat hair, curly hair, straight hair, short hair, long hair, brown hair, blonde hair, gray hair, patches of hair and hair that a comb can actually go through.

I have none of that.
I don't even think what I have can be considered hair.
It is just a mess.
It is my mess though, and one day out of the year during the summer when at the summer camp I work at we have a "decades day" - I am loved because my hair looks like this.

I should have been born in the 70's when this would have been useful.
Instead, I live during a time when straight hair is whats in.