All By Myself

My husband has left me. Ok it's only for two nights and it is to go to a funeral but it still sucks. Especially as we have visitors arriving on Saturday and the midden is in an even worse state than usual. Some people will do anything to avoid donning the marigolds. Think I'll have to get Satans Minions cleaning the windows again- have tried getting them to tidy but they subscribe to the open a cupboard and shove it all in school of housekeeping and we just don't have enough storage space for that.

Abi had her Christmas 'pontomine' this afternoon at nursery. Fairly sure it was Dick Whittington, though Abigail swears blind the lead character was called Dougie.

There was the usual carry on that occurs without fail every time Neil is out for the evening- dinner refusal, bed refusal but at least my engagement ring is still on my finger and not down the lavvy this time.

This is Katy trying to wrestle the phone from abi. She likes to chew it.