Reassuring

It's always good to know what shape your sandwich is going to be. But as well as the contours of their sandwiches, this place's cappuccino is also very reliable and highly recommended. I haven't the heart to tell them I prefer my tuna-mayo-with-salad on that not quite oval bloomer-ish kind of shaped bread.

I've heard some great things this week:

Lucy: "My eyelashes would feel really chilly if I didn't wear mascara."

Kay: "Bryan Ferry used to look so outre. Now he just looks like Peter Mandelson."

Brome: "I know we're £30,000 behind on our mortgage. That's good - we're on plan."

Joe: "I looked up on this website for hamster names."

Wallis (after farting): "No-body's bottom is pleasant."

Thank goodness for loved ones.

Happy weekend.