Girls Night Out

Girls night out on the "dark side" of the river tonight. The usual fun and games followed by a slightly disappointing kebab. And I got to wear my nice new shoes. And at least I looked better than the appalling chav in the kebab shop, with the horrific cellulite and too short and too tight dress. I would have taken a picture but (a) it was simply too horrific and (b) I think she would have punched me, and the rozzers were too busy dealing with a scrap outside reflex to have been any help at all.....