Vacancy

Wanted: One cat to make use of lonely cat kennel in country garden.

Must be able to stand up to and convince couch potato-in-residence that the universe does not revolve around rescued pit bulls, however adorble they might be.

Must be willing to chase away polecat family squatting in ceiling space above mud room, causing aforementioned dog to go bananas and wake up entire household at 4 a.m.

Luxury indoor accommodation and meals guaranteed.



The days are long and my lap is cold. I long for a cat more than ever.