Do y like em long and thin or with a nice girth?

Go on darlin, you know you want it, its hot and greased and will slip inside yer rather nicely, fill yer up a treat...eh, eh, wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know what i mean?

... never has an gimlet eyed, sleazy advertising sign seemed less likely to make the product for sale seem appealing.


edit: just found out J9 has sold 5 pieces in the current exhibition, chips are on you