Shola For England

was the optimistic chant when Ameobi got a hat-trick in Newcastle United's first home game in the Championship, against Reading.

Here he is celebrating his second goal in a 3-0 win, along with Smith, Coloccini, Carroll and Enrique (behind referee).

I should say "Wor Andy", not just Caroll, he is my girlfriend's sister's husband's cousin's son, so we're practically related.