i'm not overweight...

i'm undertall!...


She's so heavy...She's so heavy, heavy, heavy


Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Author Unknown


(come on!...you saw the box yesterday...it wasn't that big!!)


"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."
Ellen Degeneres


(i'm in shape. ..round is a shape... isn't it?)



"When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. "
Woody Allen


(is it worth it taking that risk?...you tell me!...)


"The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humour."
Author Unknown


(never been on a diet...where's my sense of humour? i'd like to know!)