You can't say you weren't warned yesterday....

....it's that trashed brolly in a puddle I told you about. Doesn't look like it's going anywhere fast, and neither am I today because I'll be busy juggling paintbrushes again....lots of white glossing to be done (definitely not my favourite task). So, catch you all later blippers, I'll be the paint-spattered one......

....I can't help thinking there's a punchline involving 'Foster's' and 'downunder' that I could have used for a better title but my brain's not in gear yet.....