Bob on the move

The lad has a remarkable ability, the minute your back is turned, to move very quickly to something that he should not be involved with. Whilst this is a skill his failure to understand the basic laws of gravity when he crawls directly off the settee is a bit concerning.

Next year I will be 59 years old. To celebrate I have arranged that everyone can have my birthday day off work. Sorry this offer only applies to England, Wales, Scotland and the North of Ireland.

I will not be having a party but others probably will be celebrating; some might even try to hijack the day for their own celebrations.