Heid!

Thursday's are all a bit mad aren't they? Then again, this could be just a localised anomaly, so maybe it's just me. For example, anomaly never fall asleep in front of the telly but dozed off for a while there. Bad idea, as I now feel like I've had a good night's sleep and I'm wide awake and full of beans.

Talking of mad, and despite the threat of the country grinding to a standstill because of the unreasonably selfish and entirely unexpected winter conditions (it's only winter after all) we've had little or no snow out this way bar a smattering of chilly dandruff flakes. Still, it's been dead useful having the BBC wisely spending our licence fee and having a wee man explain how to remove snow from our vehicles. I'd be completely stuck without that gem over breakfast this morning. He also said to ensure you remove snow from the roof of your car as you may be breaking the law if you left it there. Whit?!? Also, don't leave your car keys in the ignition whilst clearing the snow as some modern cars automatically lock after a while. Do they? Or, more importantly why would it do that?

All that messed around with my heid and I hadn't even started the hard bit of the day. Roll on Freaky Friday.

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