Mommy's theory of the day

Mommy put this strange thing on the fireplace today.
she says it is called a Christmas Tree.
She told me she is testing me.
There are rules.
I do not like rules.
The rule is I am not allowed touch it.
It is new, bright and full of interesting things
And she tells me not to touch it.
This does not sound like a fun game at all.
If i pass apparently this tree will grow into a bigger tree.
But if I touch it then it will disappear.

I have touched it lots.
Mommy gives out.
I laugh.