The many awful colors of my apartment

That pretty much sums it up.
The main picture is of my dining room and its od shapes and colors.
The inset at bottom in the space above a doorway is of the color my bathroom door is at this moment.
The top four images are artist renderings of what this door may have looked like (using the paint chips as forensic evidence) in the past.
There are at least three more colors including white and tan.
I did not include those colors in the renderings because they tend to fit in with some decor. And why would you ever want to paint a door anything but colors you can explain useing the word 'puke' or 'baby poop?'
EXAMPLES:
(starting at top left)
'Baby Poop Green'
'Puke Pink'
'Baby Poop Brown'
and last but not least-
'Baby Puke Green'