Not a stunning picture by any stretch of the imagination and I salute all you up North with your piles of deep disruptive snow, but this picture is of a very smart VW camper van slowly creeping it's way down the road outside my house - the significance being that this is the far-far-away tropical South West - and that's not supposed to happen here.

"You hear of this sort of fing on the news duncha, but when it appens on yer own doorstep - well ... it's not good enough!"

"Um, will this wot you're filmin' be goin' out on the telly?"