The first time....

....I saw this wee fellow
I thought his head was on sideways
but then he turned it round the right way....

Just the way he was looking at me....

The first time I ever heard Barbara West sing was tonight
when I played a vinyl compilation of female soul singers
I got in the Oxfam shop in Haddington two weeks ago
and never played till now.

The song she sings is called 'Anyone but you',
I've played it 30 times and I'm going to play it again
straightaway.

This is the greatest thing I've ever heard