Snow day.

I've had this day off booked for a while. Thought I'd catch a train up north and do a hill or two. With this amount of snow at home why bother?

I was asked by A if I wanted to go and play in the snow. We said we'd buy a sled and buckets and spades.

B&Q, Millets, Tiso's, Blacks, Mountain Warehouse, Sports Direct, Sainsbury's, not a sled or snow shovel to be had for love nor money.

So I bought two roasting tins out of Poundland and found a bucket that used to contain paint. We sledged till we were knackered and built a 'thing' in the snow.

This is our phallic sculpture. Please don't laugh.