*instrumental*
-Stig of the Dump Theme Tune

My advent calendar this year - complete with sayings of the Stig and rubbish chocolate!

- Some say he puts his decorations up in July
- Some say his idea of a carol is the Ace of Spades
- Some say he thinks a wreath on the front door means your house won a race.
- Some say that he thinks tinsel is a snack