'Call the Icicle Police, My Jaw's a bit Wonky'

Here I am on the phone to the icicle police. Judging by my eyes, I think I may have taken too much medication and brandy hot chocolate for my wonky jaw..

Many, many thanks for all of the comments about my jaw yesterday. I'd like to say it is much better, but unfortunatley it is only slightly better and tomorrow I'm going to the dentsit to see about getting a night guard. That'll be attractive!
Thanks also for the comments about my picture. They are all very much appreciated. I'm chuffed or chuffing or both....!