Bird gang warfare

From left to right: Cuthbert Swan, Archibald Swan, Kevin Coot, Wayne Coot

Archibald Swan: Hey, Cuthbert, those pesky coots are eating our crumbs. Come on, we should give them a jolly good seeing to.

Cuthbert Swan: Right ho, Archie. Thrashings and lashings ahoy!

Wayne Coot: Ey oop, me duck...

Kevin Coot: Wayne, 'ow many bleedin' times 'ave I told you, we're coots, not ducks.

Wayne Coot: Whatever, but we gotta scarper. Those Swans are nasty buggers...