Stuck.

The team you support is the team you support. There's no get-out clause, that's it, you're lumbered with them. Stuck.
Alan Pardew is supposed to be our saviour......well, I've been waiting 41 years for Newcastle to win something.....anything.....anything at all......and, right now, I feel as if we've never been further away from winning something.........anything......anything at all.
Alan Pardew.....Alan bloody Pardew.

As the joke goes.....the trophy room at St James' Park was broken into last night. The police are looking out for anyone trying to offload a black and white carpet.