Man with a beard

I've been keeping this beard nice and luxurious these last two weeks, since it provides excellent protection from the cold, especially for a cyclist. And even though we are in for a warmer weekend, it's going to just as cold next week, so I'm keeping it long.
Oddly enough, an hour ago I was walking along our street and a couple of drunk lads were hailing me as 'Santa' - grow up you daft things, there's no such person, really.