My Amazing Best Friend

I've never been popular or had a lot of friends but, this one super amazing best friend makes up for it.

Some of the things my best friend can do...

Do a funny version of "Riverdance"

Replace the radiator

Hang Christmas lights from the roof

Run faster and farther then me

Drive a car safely and with good road etiquette

Listen really well

Buy presents that I always love

Swim without fear of sharks

Wear 80s clothes and still look hot

Lots of push-ups

Replace electrical outlets

Drink waaaaay more beer than me without getting tanked

Watch "Desperate Housewives" with me even though it's stupid

I could go on forever with this list but, then someone might want him for their best friend.