Look what's landed on my desk!

A Cautionary Tale!

" Alright Class"....said the teacher
"Now pay attention....I am going to ask you a really difficult question...let's see who can answer it correctly"
....A hush spread through the classroom....the eager faces all expectant, waiting to see who would answer the teacher, and be in favour for the rest of the lesson....
"Which one of you....received in the post today.....
.....wait for it.....
A speeding ticket, valued at £60 and 3 points on your licence....?"
From the back... an excited little voice piped up, a voice rarely heard answering any of the teachers questions in the past...
" Oh, please sir....please sir...it was me sir.... I got the ticket....it was me...I win!"
"Well done Stuart," said the teacher with a smile....
"Now come forward and get your licence endorsed....again"!!!!!

I know...it's my own fault....but I hope your day is going better than mine!!!!!