So glad I'm not living in Wuppertal

No offense meant to all the Wuppertonians out there, who are probably very pleasant, hardworking and fun-loving people... But if I were living in Wuppertal and had to commute from anywhere near Wuppertal back to my comfy Wuppertonian home today, I don't think I would be very happy.
Not that getting back to my comfy Amsterdam house is going to be easy tonight: rain and snow are causing chaos on our motorways again.