National Elf Service

"Santa, hi its Elf 3... yeah I know youre busy but y know you said moneys been tight? Well I reckon I have a solution... what if we tell a few of the kids that they've been naughty and take their stuff down to cash converters? In fact sod the lot of em, say they've all been naughty, then you can leave Mrs Santa and we can run away like you always promised me over them hay bales in the stables?"