Lenny ...

... The Christmas Flamingo.


I actually had a photo of me pulling my hair out but I figured, why dwell on the mind-numbingly horrifyingness of the day when you can post a photo of a flamingo wearing a festive Santa hat and a holiday wreath?

Exactly.

Lenny was a gift in a game where every person participating buys three gifts. Two really nice ones, and a really crappy one. Guess what Lenny was? Yep. Crap. And guess who named Lenny and wanted the darn thing more than anything else in the game? Yep; the man I married.

I've contemplated 'mislaying' Lenny. Or sabotaging the string he hangs from so he'll drop to his demise. But I can't.
He will stay a pink dissonant on a red/gold and green tree.