My Epitaph

As I left the kitchen the wife said: "Your tomb stone should read 'He couldn't be arsed'."
I made a mental note to design my own head stone and after the dog walk I sketched it in my notebook.
On the dog walk I was listening to the FORA.tv podcast interview with Christopher Hitchens. He quotes Nadine Gordimer saying one should always write post mortem, i.e. as if you are already dead.