I'll Protect You From The Hooded ...

As Kitty walked through the sparkling snowscape that was Narnia for the eighth day in succession she finally realised where the Snow Queen was coming from!

Despite wearing her best and biggest granny pants, and two pairs of stockings, plus socks, her legs were still cold: Or perhaps she had just lost the circulation in her feet due to the constriction of squeezing them into shoes which weren't meant for four layers of material between feet and soles!

Two Vests and a Gok Body shaper meant that although Kitty could get into her trousers with remarkable ease, meant that she couldn't actually breathe either!

Thankfully though Kitty didn't suffer from PMT; that was probably the straw that broke the Snow Queen's back!