Flux Capacitor

To the untrained eye, this might look like an ice-encrusted ordinary little red hatchback with its registration plate purposely cropped off.

However that's just a cunning disguise to shield its true identity from the DVLA. You see it is in fact a DeLorean DMC-12 equipped with a fully functioning flux capacitor.

I'm hoping to head across the border into Lancashire today and as regular viewers will remember, my parentals live in a bit of Lancashire that still inhabits the 1980s. They have no t'interweb in their house and the trusty iPhone struggles to pick up even the faintest whiff of wi-fi or 3G signal. This means two things:

1. To get there, I have to cross the border at exactly 88mph* to activate the flux capacitor which will send me and the car back in time. to the 1980s.

2. Whilst I'm there I may well not be able to blip or comment. Which sucks a bit as my 200th blip is on Christmas Day!

So, I wish you all a Merry and safe Christmas :-)

*clearly I would never drive at 88mph as that would be breaking the speed limit. ;-)