I've got the Christmas turkey blues
If your butt was stuffed and roasted then you'd have then too
I've got the Christmas turkey blues
You chase me and waste and baste me
And taste me and drown me in gravy too
- 'Christmas Turkey Blues' Arrogant Worms

The turkey is bought - I am now prepared for Christmas (bit of a posh bird, innit!). Of course now that I've said that, something will go wrong..... :)