The expression of the day

"Depressed as a spaniel in a butcher shop"

(worth checking its miserable little eyes in BIG)

Ah, spaniels... don't get me started. Nana was the proud owner of one exceptional specimen. Once.
She should have realised that this was a genetic error. That Moustique was "gifted". That this sort of thing would not be repeated.

It hasn't...