I promised not to ...

Anyway, it wasn't really my fault. People were pushing and shoving and literally grabbing things off shelves as fast as they could. I got caught up in the frenzy.

Then on getting home I realized that I had bought some asparagus air freighted in from Peru having told myself earlier in the year that I would be more conscious about my carbon footprint.

I had intended taking it back but accidentally cooked the spears in butter and ate them!