We've been here before.....

......over time Owen's skill at the one-handed pull and snap has waned. He was wasteful before, now he's endangering an acre of Brazil with every poop visit. When questioned about his reluctance to use two hands to hold and tear along the perforation, he gives a nubiferous reply and I'm none the wiser. Some stern coaching in toilet craft was proffered and had better be practised in short order.

A satisfyingly slow day with less eating and drinking, but much more sitting about reading and listening to the radio.