Flaming?

Technology is wonderful.

It's produced atom bombs, sarin gas and AK-47's

It's also produced artificial hearts, penicillin and air conditioning.

It's there for the taking. We humans just have to decide how best to make use of it.

So anyway, we're aimlessly strolling Costco's aisles - dangerous to do if not on a mission, because something will always reach out and grab you. This time it was PLASTIC, ELECTRIC VOTIVE CANDLES!!

Whoa boy, forget the paraffin and cotton wicks. We've got precision extruded hydrocarbon shells, LED lights, flicker producing electronic innards powered by 100 hour batteries activated by miniature slide switches. THIRTY shapes and sizes artfully arranged along with a set of spare batteries in vandal-proof packaging requiring a sharp knife and five minutes to penetrate. All for $15.99.

Did I say whoa boy?

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