Random crane in the night.

A happy new year to all you sexy-blipper-people-things out there! May you look back on 2011 as the year when you....

1. Defeated you arch enemy.
2. Rediscovered your funk.
3. Found 50 quid down the back of the sofa (which is also where you found your funk the day before).
4. Slapped an accountant for being "all slimy and accountanty".
5.
6. Re-slapped the same accountant.
7. Discovered why you are uncontrollably violent towards accountants.
8. Find out why you left point 5 blank.

I'm off to watch the film Ice Cold in Alex to find out exactly what mind-warping experiences the great John Mills needed to go through to make him want to drink a pint of Carlsberg. Nasty stuff.

Toodle-pip