He's horrible... He's lovable... He's Carl!
Carl likes daisies!
Carl is shy!
Carl loves bunnies!
And one day, when the stars align into the proper configuration, Carl will fulfill his destiny and consume every living soul on the planet! Those who do not perish will be driven mad at the sight of Carl's true form! The earth will shake and the seas will boil! Carl will destroy you all!
Carl needs a hug.
ps. a cyber-pint to anyone who can guess Carl's alliterative surname.
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