Chrimbo!

Sam:

"All I want for Christmas is a kilt for my bottle and to get Steamin' * "

Jacob:

"All I want for Christmas is a black-eye, conjunctivitis, tired-eyes, a mucky-face, a snotty-nose, eye-bogeys, a sare-heid and a big sleep"




* Steamin' (stee-min) Slang, chiefly Scot. ~adj. drunk, inebriated, the state of having consumed too much bevy. ( see also "guttered,fu', pissed, gassed, blootered, stoned, miraculous, legless, smashed, minced, wrecked, mingin', welly'd, mortal, arsed, blitzed, blazin', hingin', buckled)