Morningside, Edinburgh

Snow is back in Edinburgh!

Anyhoo, I have just made what is probably the world's spiciest pasta sauce. I should have known what was coming. Whilst stirring it in the pan, the most minuscule of drops landed on my hand.

"F$%k!", I exclaimed. It was rather hot.

I then licked the tiny drop off of my hand.

"F$%k!", I exclaimed. It was rather spicy. A single tear rolled down my face all because of this tiny drop.

When finished I plated up and, without thinking, wolfed the largest spoonful imaginable into my innocent and unsuspecting mouth.

"F$%k!", I exclaimed/muffled. It was still rather spicy. Tears everywhere. Bonkers amount of tears.

Conclusion
I am a daft pillock.
Amen.


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