I wish...

... I could play this better. I've had it for 22 years. Hang on, I can't believe that. Do the sums - Yep - 22 and a half years. It's been dropped down cellar steps and glued back together a couple of times. Bit buzzy but it still plays okay (well it would if someone else played it).
I bought it when I was working at Butlins in Ayr as a press photographer. The bloke that sold it to me said he was the brother-in-law of some bloke who sang in a group called Orange Juice and that they had one big hit and that he couldn't sing very well. Just shows how much he knew when it came to talent spotting. Wonder what he'd make of my 3 chord tricks.