Rebuilding the stairs

Ants ate the last stairs. Really. Millions and millions of little chomps ate the wood, rotting from the drip off the roof. Faulty architecture.

These stairs will never be eaten. They are concrete and plastic wood. Didn't even know the stuff existed. You can get your 2-by lumber in inedible plastic, made from recycled plastic bags. That's what is in Ken's hands. You can nail it, drill it, etc. but you can't eat it.

Take that you little deleteds.